Monday, February 2, 2009

Nonsense

It is a rare occasion that I legitimately love Mondays. But this semester they really aren't that bad. On Mondays, Wednesdays, and Fridays I only have class from 9:30-10:20 and 1:30-2:20. So I spend my morning break hanging out. I came across this ridiculous questionnaire on Facebook but it looked interesting so I decided to try it out. The results were pretty hilarious, since urbandictionary.com does tend to go for the more explicit definitions...

Go to urbandictionary.com and type in your answers to the following questions. Post the first definition it gives you.

1. Your name? Emily.
slang term for a highly attractive and sexually intriguing individual.

2. Your age? 19.
To "be 19", or to have "gone 19" essentially means that
something has gone wrong, is just plain weird, or is inexplicable. Derived from Stephen King's 'Dark Tower' series. Its true meaning, if anything more than a motif, has yet to be revealed.

3. One of your friends? Kelli.
a down ass homegirl with an extremly loud and very unique laugh.
often found rollin in a very clean (hot) ride.
4. What should you be doing? Cleaning.
(v) the act of shoving everything in a closet and calling it decent.

5. Favorite color? Turquoise

A blend of blue and green, In holistic medicine, the color turquoise purportedly has a calming effect on patients, and is particularly used to treat patients prone to panic attacks or mania. To a lesser degree, mainstream psychiatric hospitals also use turquoise and other light shades of blue and green to calm patients by painting the walls in these colors. Turquoise is perceived by most people as the coldest of all colors

6. Birthplace? Pasadena, California.
a city in the san gabriel valley where you can find all types of people. from thugz to rich spoiled white kids.
the city with the most individual "varrios" in the san gabriel valley. also where there is alot of tagbangin cliques and you get hit up everywhere. home of the rose bowl and the famous old town pasadena. each new year the rose parade takes place.

7. Month of your birth? July.
A month when mostly the hottest girls are born.


8. Last person you talked to? Becca.
To be hit in the face with an artificial penis.

9. Last thing you ate? Nutrigrain bar.
so there was no definition for nutrigrain. However, nutrigraining:

The act of shoving 8 nutrigrain bars (prefera bly strawberry) into your mouth with full force and keeping time of how long you can keep them in. <---------------sounds unpleasant. =( 10. Last music you listened to? Maroon 5.
A band of the rock/indie/adult alternative/funk genre. Fronted by Adam Levine. Some of their best hits include 'This Love' and 'Sunday Morning'. Previously known as Kara's Flowers.

11. One of your nicknames? Schatz

A member of a small group of highly intelligent and good looking individuals.

Haha. Well that entertained me for awhile. Back to reading Plato? Sounds good.

Oh PS... apparently I'm going to Croatia for a couple weeks this summer! I'm pretty excited. I had no clue what was even in Croatia, so I googled it... it is SO PRETTY! I'm so excited.